Welcome to the OFFL Season 2007/08

Are you ready to pick your dream team? [Left: Chairman's Dream Team]

Are you ready to get it booted back in your face when it goes horribly wrong? [Right: Chairman boots it back in someone's face]

Then you're probably ready for The Office Fantasy Football League Season of 2007/2008.

Well, are you?

Maybe you haven't studied Match of the Day in as much detail as you would have liked. Maybe you want to just see how things turn out for the next couple of weeks before committing to a team that is then restricted to 12 transfers for the rest of the season. Maybe, maybe, maybe.

But actually, you now have everything you need.

You have the players list, you have the rules.

You have £55million.

Now all you need is a funny team name and eleven players sent to me on the Very Helpful 'Select Your Team' spreadsheet.

As soon as your team is in, it starts scoring. Simple. Don't you think?

Well, don't you?

Get on with it then.

Oh by the way. Yes. That's correct. The Chairman Is Always Right.